OOFC: You're right. I'm kind of done with my...
So we had to sit down in front of ToonTown for hours watching her because she od'd on Midol.
And I knew- that wasn't her bra... it was her dominatrix outfit!
Is this the same type of "long-term goal" like when you said you were moving to Barcelona to take dance lessons with Alex Bullon?
I was writing a book, too. And that lasted... one high night.
Wanna see a picture of him where he looks really gay?
Um, what do you think?
Well, not gay as much as cross-eyed...
He looks like a dinosaur.
He DOES look like a dinosaur!
I can't believe you're dating a male model.
He's not a male model!
Oh, sorry. A former male model.
Whenever Mo tells me to "YouTube that shit" regarding one of her many "medical conditions," I usually just say, "Oh, ok" and never do it.
I have to go to class.
You're a senior heading to Oxford in the fall. Fuck class!
I watched a man stick a rod inside his pee-hole for you!
Yesterday, I took a piss by sitting down in the sand while on E. It was a low point.
Those lyrics are so much better!
I know. Sometimes not even I can grasp the fact that I'm better than Madonna.
I just added one of my readers on MySpace, which I got 'cause it was linked on his Last.FM, which was linked on his Tumblr, which was linked on his Twitter, which he used to follow me.
You're on way too many sites.
You're right. I'm kind of done with my Tumblr.